Ok, I've decided to use this blog as my blog blog..even tho I haven't posted anything since the end of February..
Today was fun..I got to go to Kitty's party..her house was SO cool!! The carpet had, like, this deep blue color and the rooms were really big..We played with the glue bubbles for a while and I got it everywhere..I met a new person, she's 11 and her name was Sarah..I was like, "Hi, who are you?" The bad thing is people take it as being rude..I was just being curious..Sarah later became to be known as the "Evil Girl"..we went outside for about a half hour, I got another sunburn..ate a hamberger and lots of pretzels..talked a lot to Kitty about our wedding criteria..Togas, kegs, people throwing up and passing out in the aisle so I'd have to kick them out of the way and step over puke, while Metalica plays in the back..the ring barer would be dressed as a Hooter's waitress and serve us the rings on a tray..the bridesmaids AND groomsmen would be dressed as Play Boy bunnies..
Ok, all kidding aside, this would be one of the best weddings (and I hope to have it): TOGAS!!!!!!!!!! Everyone must be wearing a sheet or you don't get to be at my wedding..I'd have people at the doorways handing "underdressed" guests colored sheets..that they have to wrap them around them..my dress and the bridesmaids' dresses would be made out of sheets to look like togas..I would wear white, the bridesmaids would wear white and another color..we'd have flowers in our hair..the groom would wear red (or any other dark color) and the groomsmen wuold wear that color and another color..all guests can not wear white and whatever the groom's color is..I'd have Geek things everywhere..ivy, pillars of different colors..sheets hung from the rafters..flowers..but this is where it gets weird..I'd have "Chapel of Love" by the Dixie Cups play as I go down the aisle and some other love song going back..the music will just be anyone going up to the CD player (or whatever the current sound system is) and just change the disk..the food would be preodered (I'd call every guest and ask beforehand) from McDonalds', Wendy's, Arby's, and Dairy Queen..and we'd serve them their food with a can of pop..everyone would have glue bubbles and two one time use cameras..I'd also have kareoke!! Ok, now back to today..
Well, outside when we were talking I mentioned the Juice Man commercials about how this really, really, old guy says he would juice about anything because it all has nutrients..I thought that after he dies, he'd probably would want someone to juice his body to get the nutrients..and to save the pulp and put it in sausa 'cuz the pulp has nutrients, too..my friend had to go to the bathroom after that..I don't think she said why..after that, her stepdad sat in her seat and Kitty came back and sat on him to get her seat back..she said how lumpy the chair was..and her stepdad said, "This is legal in Virginia, but not here!"..that was funny..
Later, Kitty and her mom went to pick up Kitty's boyfriend, Austin..So we all talked again..by this time Sarah was REALLY hyper and got into a water/food fight with Kitty and threw homemade baked beans..we also talked about lots of dutch people..later, my mom gave out her Nail Boxes and found my Christmas tape in there, we put it on during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reigndeer..then it when into the weird Nutcracker thing with guys singing like girls, and I made a joke saying I think the Men's Chorus should sing that! Austin couldn't bare the psycho music anymore and shut it off..I tried to manually rewind it back to *NSYNC's "Oh, Holy Night"..but once I mentioned that Britney Spears (She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named) sang on it, Kitty forade me to put the tape back in..there was a black lab puppy there (Kitty's family was puppy sitting) and it was messing with a toy golden retriever..I thought it looked like Harley, Kitty's real dog..it looked like a voodoo doll of Harley..later, we went outside..I thought private firing of large fireworks was illegal in Ohio..guess not..everyone in Ashton Woods seemed to be having their own Red, White, and Boom out in their back yards..I met another new person..she was a little bit more new..only three years old..her name was Monica and boy was she smart..She showed me her age with her fingers, showed me her bathing suit/bikini thing..it was pink with blue flowers..she explained to me that she had two other bathing suits, started to describe each one in detail, and when she got to the one with the flowers, she was like, "The flowers is, of course, the one I'm wearing now"..she took off her t-shirt to show everyone her suit..she started modeling it..it was SO cute! I could hire her whenever I get my fashion design company going..she dragged the canvas lounge chair over next to me and got on it, I tried holding it so it wouldn't fall sideways..it fell a little sideways, but I got it back up..but then she said let go, and I did and it was fine..then she fell backwards..after that it was known as the Chair of Doom..Sarah tried to sit on it, but it fell over..then, later I heard that Kitty's stepfather got hit in the face with the foot rest part..Kitty conquered the chair pretty easily..later, we went down the block and sat on the sidewalk and someone's front yard as a large group of people threw fireworks into the street..the whole time I was trying to get the lyrics of "New York, New York" from people..no one knew them..I wanted to know 'cuz since last night, I've had this in my head, repeating over and over: "Have fun in the rain/On a sunny afternoon/I want to be apart of it/New York, New York" and I know that's wrong, 'cuz how is it possible? Even in New York? I have to find out in a little but..the fireworks were good..one fired at ground level, and we all thought someone was hurt 'cuz there was a long period that no fireworks went off..even after two finales, more fireworks kept firing..we didn't know whether to leave or stand there watching..well, all in all, it was a very fun [and sunny] afternoon..
Posted by Hope at July 5, 2002 02:43 PM